Unisex Urban Heavy Tee- My dailies in impound hardly ever caught sober-SCUMMIEBEARZ™️
Unisex Urban Heavy Tee- My dailies in impound hardly ever caught sober-SCUMMIEBEARZ™️
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.50 | 20.50 | 22.50 | 24.50 | 26.50 | 28.50 | 30.50 |
| Length, in | 25.00 | 26.00 | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 7.00 | 7.50 | 8.00 | 8.50 | 9.00 | 9.50 | 10.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
UNISEX URBAN HEAVY TEE – MY DAILIES IN IMPOUND, HARDLY EVER CAUGHT SOBER – SCUMMIEBEARZ™
MY DAILIES IN IMPOUND. HARDLY EVER CAUGHT SOBER. 🏁🚔🔥
For the ones whose rides have stories, whose keys have disappeared into an evidence bag once or twice, and whose idea of a “normal weekend” probably requires paperwork afterward. The SCUMMIEBEARZ™ “My Dailies in Impound – Hardly Ever Caught Sober” Unisex Urban Heavy Tee delivers unapologetic streetwear attitude with artwork on both the front and back.
The front graphic hits hard with an oversized, distressed automotive-inspired design featuring the “DUI / Pond Water Lager / Hardly Ever Caught Sober” theme. It has a worn-in, underground graphic style that looks right at home with sneakers, jeans, cargos, shorts, or layered underneath a jacket.
Flip it around and the back takes the story further with a large illustrated scene built around the “My Daily Is in Impound” concept. The oversized back print gives the shirt that full streetwear treatment instead of leaving you with another boring blank backside, because apparently the back of a shirt is allowed to participate too.
This piece blends automotive culture, dark humor, street influence, Florida attitude, and SCUMMIEBEARZ™ artwork into a heavyweight tee made to stand out instead of quietly disappearing into somebody’s closet.
HEAVYWEIGHT PREMIUM CONSTRUCTION
This isn’t built like a thin promotional T-shirt that feels exhausted after three washes.
The tee is crafted from 100% combed cotton jersey using 26 doubles, providing a substantial, premium hand feel while remaining comfortable enough for everyday wear.
• 100% combed cotton jersey
• Heavy 7.66 oz/yd² / 260 GSM fabric
• Modern boxy fit
• Relaxed urban/streetwear silhouette
• Side-seamed construction
• Double-needle top-stitching at the sleeves and bottom hem
• Tear-away tag for added comfort
• Designed for durability and repeated wear
• Under approximately 6% shrinkage when cared for properly
• Premium heavyweight construction that helps the shirt hold its shape
The heavier 260 GSM fabric gives the shirt structure and presence, making it an excellent choice for customers who prefer the thicker, oversized-inspired feel associated with modern premium streetwear.
LS16005GD PRODUCT UPDATE
As of November 2025, LS16005GD replaced LS16005.
The overall appearance, construction, and style remain essentially the same. The primary change is that the newer LS16005GD uses garment-dyed production instead of the previous pigment-dyed process, creating a softer feel and a more natural, slightly lived-in appearance.
All applicable colors are garment dyed, with black and white excluded from the garment-dyed color treatment.
STYLE & FIT
The boxy unisex cut gives this piece a relaxed streetwear profile without sacrificing comfort. It works as a standard everyday fit or can be sized up for a looser, oversized look.
Pair it with:
• Baggy or stacked denim
• Cargo pants
• Basketball shorts
• Heavyweight sweatpants
• High-top sneakers
• Streetwear jackets and hoodies
• Chains, hats, watches, and your preferred level of questionable decision-making 😏
Built for men and women who want their clothing to actually have some personality.
WASH SEQUENCE
- Turn the T-shirt inside out before washing to help protect the printed artwork.
- Machine wash using cold water.
- Use a mild detergent whenever possible.
- Wash with similar colors.
- Select a normal or gentle wash cycle.
- Avoid aggressive stain removers directly on the artwork.
- Do not soak the printed areas for extended periods.
🚫Do not use bleach🚫
Washing the garment inside out and avoiding excessive heat will help preserve the graphics, fabric texture, and overall appearance for as long as possible.
DRY SEQUENCE
- Keep the shirt inside out after washing.
- For maximum print longevity, hang dry or air dry whenever possible.
- If using a dryer, select low heat or tumble dry low.
- Remove the shirt promptly once dry.
- Avoid repeated high-temperature drying, which may accelerate fabric shrinkage and graphic wear.
High heat and printed apparel have been enemies since humans decided dryers needed a setting capable of cooking dinner.
FOLD SEQUENCE
- Make sure the shirt is completely dry before folding.
- Lay it flat with the graphic facing downward.
- Fold each sleeve inward.
- Fold the sides toward the center without creating a sharp crease directly through the artwork.
- Fold from the bottom toward the collar.
- Store in a cool, dry location.
For the best long-term appearance, avoid leaving the printed design tightly folded against itself for extended periods.
IRON SEQUENCE
- Turn the shirt inside out before ironing.
- Use a low-temperature setting.
- Iron the cotton fabric gently from the reverse side.
- Keep the iron away from all printed artwork.
- Do not apply steam or concentrated heat directly to the graphics.
🚫DO NOT IRON DIRECTLY ON THE GRAPHICS🚫
Direct heat can permanently damage printed artwork, and murdering a perfectly good SCUMMIEBEARZ™ graphic with an iron would be a remarkably avoidable tragedy.
THE SCUMMIEBEARZ™ ATTITUDE
“My Dailies in Impound – Hardly Ever Caught Sober” isn’t designed to blend in.
It’s loud. It’s sarcastic. It’s automotive. It’s street. It’s slightly reckless. And it carries the unmistakable SCUMMIEBEARZ™ attitude from the front graphic all the way to the oversized illustrated back piece.
Made for people who appreciate Florida streetwear, car culture, underground graphics, dark humor, heavyweight tees, and statement clothing that actually gives somebody something to look at.
SCUMMIEBEARZ™
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BUILT BY THE HUSTLE. SHAPED BY THE STREETS.
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